Crongfucius

My name is Crong. I liked fandoms and stuff but now I'm really interested in football.

jazuthevulcanprincess:

hotgrunkle:

kaelio:

Have you ever seen something completely baffling but also technically excellent? I can’t believe how well this person edited Jane into Treasure Planet so she and Captain Amelia could fight the bad guy from Osmosis Jones. “Man,” I say to myself, “I could never make this bizarre music video about beloved animated characters becoming ghosts.”

What the fuck

I ship this now

t-asuna2000:

kubiko:

Artist and stamp creator Nakashima723 has put together an instructional graphic to help defend against unwanted sexual advances. The image, which has been shared 16,406 times, illustrates four specific defenses that could be used if a target finds themselves trapped between a wall and their attacker. The suggestions are based specifically on the difference between the attacker and defender’s height.

Image 1 If your attacker is approximately your height, with both arms blocking an exit, a swift jab to the tender armpit can cause a great deal of pain.

Image 2 In this position, where the individual is slightly taller than you, the image recommends a punch to the solar plexus. The solar plexus is right under the breastbone and a blow to it causes the feeling of having the wind knocked out of you.

Image 3 If you find yourself trapped with someone a head taller than you, the picture recommends a classic uppercut to the chin.

Image 4 In the last image, when facing someone significantly taller than you, the image shows a jumping headbutt to the chin. Please note that headbutting someone is risky, as it can injure both parties depending on what part of the head comes in contact.

Besides self-defense techniques, Nakashima723 also illustrates stickers on LINE and other examples of the pros and cons of height differences.

[Via Kai-You]

REBLOG AND HELP STOP UNWANTED ADVANCES

changoatx:

love

zevransbutt:

me: *points at adult character who is taller, stronger and older than me* small child. must protect at all costs. shelter. very tiny

❝ I love women,” coming from a man, almost always means “I love when women please me,” “I love to imagine fucking women,” “I love to jack off to women’s pornified bodies,” “I love women who don’t challenge me in a way that makes me uncomfortable,” or “I love the idea of women. ❞

- Meghan Murphy, “'Skinny' or 'curvy,' our bodies are not our own: Why the 'No More Skinny' campaign doesn't help" (via feministcurrent)

mikalhvi:

gentlemanbones:

"What is that, some kind of stone, like a heating stone? An odd pattern, it kind of looks like—

…Oh.”

is that a goddamn condom full of spaghetti

❝ You can’t keep kissing strangers and pretending that it’s him. ❞

- Ten Word Story, Meghan Hale (via skinnydreams-live-ur-life)

pupchan:

people who use the xD face are still naive and full of life. they are happier than us. do not rain on their parade

stability:

the-illuminator-neuromancer:

stability:

i dont want to go back to school i want to travel the world and watch more shows on netflix

But you can’t watch Netflix outside the US

yet here i am, watching bobs burgers in australia, living my dream

image

dildovanhouten:

we were protesting about water charges in Ireland this week

image

he looks so proud

shieldmaiden-of-celestial-intent:

corporal-levi-achoo:

watchedbyfoxes:

only on tumblr would over 535,000 people be fascinated by a table. This is why I love you guys.

I’d guarantee that if you showed this to 535,000 non tumblr users they’d think it was fascinating why does having a silly blog make a difference 

My blog isn’t silly it contains only the finest celebrities and tables.

ravenclawssaywhat:

this-is-horrorwood:

hey-how-ya-doing:

oomshi:

do i have a crush on you or am i just lonely

do i like you or do i like that you like me

do I like you or do I like the idea of you

do i want to be in a relationship or do i just want to prove that i’m worthy of one

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